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    Young Man Found His Own Foreskin In A Burger

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 24, 2017
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    The exciting reencounter occurred in a McDonald’s establishment located in Beirut.

    Beirut, Lebanon.- After 25 long years of intense search, a young Lebanese man found his own foreskin inside a burguer, in a McDonald’s establishment.

    “I was chewing my favorite burger, when I felt something strange inside my mouth. I spat what I was eating and among all the things that fell in my girlfriend’s plate, I recognized my lost foreskin. At first I thought it was bacon, so I tried to eat it again, but its chewy texture made me doubt”, declared the guy while weeping.

    Witnesses of the exciting reencounter confessed to have clapped spontaneously, while the young man expressed his intense happiness, taking his clothes off and trying to put together the two parts that were separated at birth.

    “It was a beautiful scene”, said one of the cashiers. “The crazy man started crying while caressing his foreskin”, she stated, excited.

    Regarding the destiny of the found foreskin, the young man confesses that, due to the years and conditions of his skin, he’s not gonna be able to put it back, but he called it Gershon and saved it in a small jar.

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