World Health Organization Recommends To Pee Before Going Out
They also urge you not to dry your ass with the same towel you dry your face.
The World Health Organization (WHO) has presented this morning their list of “World recommendations about physical and metal activities”, suggesting the people “good practices for a healthy life”. Among them, we can feature the need to “pee before going outside, even if you don’t want to, because if you don’t, you know what happens”. They also urge you not to “eat anything off the floor, because it will be full of microbes”.
We’ll have to wash your mouth with soap and water
The organizations warns that “we’ll have to wash your mouth with soap and water if you keep saying so many bad words”, saying that people say “whore” 30% more than in 1998.
Now, speaking of body cleansing, the World Health Organization urges you not to use the same towel to dry both your face and your ass.