World Health Organization Declares Crocs As A Birth Control Method
“It’s imposible to get a boner if you see a chick using those sandals”, pointed out one of the members of the organization.
Switzerland.- There was a lot of happiness in the World Health Organization today after the famous sandals with holes were declared as a birth control method, effective for both sexes. This new method adds up to the ones approved previously, like “shoes with toes”, “Axe Marine” and others.
A few months ago, people all around the world had already protested to make this real. Now they’re all satisfied:
“I always wear them when getting home from work, because I don’t wanna use heels. One day I was walking around the Forestal park at night, and a guy wanted to rob and rape me. Luckily, I could show him I was wearing my orange fluorescent sandals with holes, and after seeing them the guy ran away”, said Caroline to our reporter Gary Cockburn, who is using this method for around 10 years.
“Long before this declaration, I used to wear them. I bought 3 pairs of those sandals to my daughter and I make her wear them every day at home. She’s got a boyfriend since 4 years ago and she even brings him home to sleep. Nevertheless, she has never got pregnant because we prohibit her to take them off when she’s with her boyfriend”, said Judith after being asked.