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    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

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    November 14, 2018
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    Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who was reportedly married at the time of the stretching, met Mangena, fell in love and started a relationship.

    However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she slammed on the brakes to this relationship in May after his penis had stretched her out so much that she now claims no man can fill the void that her ex left.

    As of press time, it has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. She now wants to have vaginal reconstructive surgery which costs a massive $9,000 and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee.

    Kurima has not yet responded to the allegations.

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