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    Wedding Canceled After Husband Gets Explosive Diarrhea

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    May 25, 2018
    Society

    A wedding didn’t turn out well for a woman but ended up great for a man. Anthony Puccio and Tamika Camacho were getting married yesterday when suddenly Puccio started to not feel so good. When the clergy asked them if they accepted to be loyal to each other, forever and ever, Puccio said “I don’t feel so good” and immediately ran to the nearest bathroom, leaving an entire trail of diarrhea on his way. It smelled so bad that the place had to be evacuated.

    “I ate too much and I was nervous. It wasn’t my fault at all, I was just too happy to marry her”, said Puccio, was interviewed by our reporter Gary Cockburn when he came out of the bathroom.

    Anthony says he’s very sorry about it, but Tamika thinks it was all on purpose because he doesn’t wanna marry her.

    “It was the most intelligent way to avoid the trap. It all looked real, but I know it was staged. However, he’s gonna to marry me like it or not.”, she said.

    The wedding was postponed for next Saturday, and Anthony promised not to eat anything until they’re finally married.

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