Trump Reveals Plans To Build A Wall Around Area 51
“This time we need to keep the aliens inside”, said the president.

The president of the United States revealed his plans to build a massive wall around Area 51 in order to keep the aliens inside and prevent US citizens from finding out what’s inside Area 51. The plan comes as a counter measure for a Facebook event in which over half a million people are planning to storm Area 51.
No one knows for sure what’s inside Area 51, and the US government would like to keep it that way.
“This wall would also prove how efficient walls can be in keeping people out. It would be a sneak peek of the border wall with Mexico”, Trump confirmed.
The wall can cost up to 100 million dollars, and there will be soldiers involved in shooting at anyone who comes nearby on September 20.
“We could pay up to 1000 dollars per kill”, a government spokesperson said.