Teen Girl Swallows Her Phone To Prevent Her Father From Deleting Pictures Of Harambe
In a world full of people, there are some that love and respect the Legendary Harambe, but there are also some that don’t. Unfortunately for Emma Slutsky his father was one of the haters.
Philippines.- This Sunday a tragedy occurred when Emma’s father found pictures of Harambe in her phone. Emma’s father who was a known Harambe hater, was angered by her daughter’s actions. So he decided to delete the pictures from her phone.
As he started walking towards Emma to snatch the phone from her grasp, Emma was compelled to take some drastic actions. Emma, who was famous in the neighborhood for “swallowing” swallowed the phone without giving it a second thought.
She was rushed to the Emergency Room after the incident where the phone was extracted from her stomach. She made a quick recovery and was in a decent shape when she was interviewed by our reporter Gary Cockburn.
Gary: Emma, how are you feeling right now?
Emma: I’m feeling better now, thanks.
Gary: We already know your father is a Harambe hater, but what made him so anti-Harambe?
Emma: I’m sure you’re familiar with the “Dicks out for Harambe” trend. So one day my father was hanging out with his friends when suddenly one of them stood up and took his dick out for Harambe and told his friends to do the same as a sign of respect for the fallen one. So one by one they took their dicks out for the legend. When it was my father’s turn, he refused because he has a micro penis. After this he lost all his friends and started to develop resentment for Harambe. The resentment grew with time. He was even commenting “Let this meme die please” on Harambe memes.
Gary: Wow Emma, it’s difficult to imagine how much you have had to suffer living with such a person.
*Gary puts the microphone aside and takes his dick out for harambe*
Emma: Yeah, life has been tough these past weeks. I swallowed the phone, not just to save the pictures and memes of Harambe but I wanted to teach my father a lesson. He needs to know how much importance Harambe holds in my life. I’m sure this incident will make other Harambe haters reconsider their life decisions.