Team Of Mother Scientists Finally Developed A Pause Button For Any Online Game
Bostón.— A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory of modern gaming: the ability to pause any internet-connected, multiplayer video game and restart it at a later point, the Hard Times reports.
“Frankly, we were sick and tired of being a second or even third priority to these video games,” explained Lead Analytical Technician, Linda Carson. “When we asked our test subjects to take out the trash, set the table, or get ready for their dentist appointment, the most common response was that these online games could not be paused. Thankfully, our technology will change all of that.“
As normal in the science world, this milestone was achieved after several failed experiments. Initially, subjects were told to tell other players that they had other things to do and that they needed to quit playing. But it never worked.
“We tried everything”, said Carol Peters, Clinical Research Associate. She kept going: “We even tried speaking our subject’s language and asked them to quote unquote ‘save’ their online Rocket League game for later, but we were told that this was impossible”.
“But you know what?” she continued, “I don’t think anything is impossible.”
Although it seems like everyone is gonna love this new feature, Carson thinks that corporate interests will eventually fight back.