Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge
A scared man has called 911 after a group of people who believe the earth is flat threatened to take him to the ...
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Woman Spends $500 On Surgery For Pet Goldfish That Choked On Pebble
When a panicked young woman rushed her pet goldfish into a local clinic after it choked on a pebble, the veterinarians inside didn’t roll their eyes.Instead, they got right ...
NASA And Elon Musk Team Up To Bring Back Tony Stark
Tony Stark is lost in space. He has no food, no water and he will eventually run out of oxygen. He needs our help, ...
Teenager Breaks Both Legs And Hits His Testicles When Trying To Climb Stairs 15 Steps At A Time
The Internet meme went too far.A 16-year old teenager has been rushed to the hospital after trying to climb stairs 15 ...
Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic
Pornhub has been briefly down after its traffic skyrocketed today at levels they didn’t believe were possible. Yesterday was the last day of ...
Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery
It couldn’t make it.Following a complicated 12-hour surgery, a grape couldn’t make it and died due to complications. The doctors claim ...
Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending
Have you ever soaked your bread in chocolate before eating it? You haven’t? Well, now you can. Millennials have discovered this ...
Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas
“I got tired of her looking like robocop with his helmet off”A Florida man went crazy and started a GoFundMe campaign ...
Simba Is A Vegan In New Lion King Film
The Lion King has been remade for a modern audience.The remake of the film, due for release in 2019, stars all ...
Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover
NOVEMBER 8–A Florida Man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on an obstruction charge for providing cops with a phony name, according to a court filing. On Tuesday, a sheriff’s deputy asked a man to leave a park in ...
