Scuba Diver Hospitalized After His Penis Gets Stuck In Giant Clam
A scuba diver is being hospitalized at a hospital in Hawaii after he attempted to insert his penis into a giant clam while diving, World Daily News reports.
The 22-year old man, Sean Madison, was transported to Ka’u hospital after suffering from severe breathing complications, vomiting and low blood pressure.
His condition has stabilized, but he claims that he tried to insert his penis inside the clam as a prak to impress his friend Thomas Meyer.
“It was just a joke at first. My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go” he told reporters.
“It didn’t hurt or anything, it felt warm and cozy inside the clam, but I was afraid my oxygen reserves were getting low,” he admitted.
After releasing himself from the claim, the man developed a severe allergic reaction and was rushed to the hospital. His doctor admitted that this is the first case of this kind he has seen in his 22 years of practice.
In Hawaii folklore, the clam goddess Wawa U’ru was forcefully impregnated by A’ua A’uku, the shark god, but snapped the shark God’s genitals as revenge, leaving him emasculated and thus giving birth to the natives of Hawaii.