Saudi Arabia To Increase Oil Prices “5 Times”, Starting Tomorrow

June 14, 2018

Following today’s match with Russia, the King of Saudi Arabia Mohammed bin Salman, has announced a slight increase in oil prices, starting tomorrow. After losing 5 – 0 against Russia, Saudi Arabia will increase the price at which they sell oil, 5 times.

“This is an important decision, especially for those who are making memes about us right now. They are the ones who will feel the pressure”, said Salman, very angered in a press conference. “We can’t be made fun of”, he said.

This decision was made after years of losing X to 0:

1998- France 4-0 Saudi Arabia

2002- Germany 8-0 Saudi Arabia

2002- Ireland 3-0 Saudi Arabia

2006- Ukraine 4-0 Saudi Arabia

and now 2018- Russia 5-0 Saudi Arabia.

So if you usually buy oil from Saudi Arabia, you’ll have to get another oil provider, or pay 5 times more than you should.