Rich Man Found Guilty Of Adding Water To His Shampoo To Make It Last
“You are everything that’s wrong with this generation”, said the judge.
27-year old Julian Doors has been found guilty of adding water to his shampoo. The guy, who has been rich since he was born thanks to his father’s business, has been found guilty of expanding the lifetime of his shampoo bottle, like he needs to economize it instead of just buying more.
“I like doing this. They last longer and I can spend less money” claimed Doors to our reporter Gary Cockburn. He kept going: “I’ve been doing this for years, I can’t believe this is illegal”.
The judge has sentenced him to community service. He will have to buy shampoo for at least 300 poor kids.
“You are everything that is wrong it our society”, concluded the judge. “I have to expand the lifetime of my shampoos because I’m middle class. You don’t need to do that.”, he said, almost crying.
Doors will try to appeal the decision, but in the meantime, he won’t be able to add water to his shampoo.