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    Water Park Employee Caused A Manmade Tsunami In China After Getting Drunk

    devanshoooo
    August 2, 2019
    Real News

    Courtesy: Twitter/ Augustus Manchurius BorealisYanbian, Manchuria.A water park employee caused a huge tsunami after getting drunk and turning the magnitude of ...

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    Woman Spends $500 On Surgery For Pet Goldfish That Choked On Pebble

    Woman Spends $500 On Surgery For Pet Goldfish That Choked On Pebble

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 12, 2018
    Real News, Society

    When a panicked young woman rushed her pet goldfish into a local clinic after it choked on a pebble, the veterinarians inside didn’t roll their eyes.Instead, ...

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    Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza

    Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 20, 2018
    Real News, Society

    Gudni Johannesson reflects on 2017 topping scandal that divided the internet and drew a rebuke from Canada. ...

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    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 14, 2018
    Real News, Society

    Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, ...

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    Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover

    Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 13, 2018
    Real News, Society

    NOVEMBER 8–A Florida Man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on an obstruction charge for providing cops with a phony name, according to a court filing. On Tuesday, a sheriff’s deputy asked a man to leave a park in ...

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    Man Attempts To Rob Bus But Is Stopped By His Mom Who Was A Passenger

    Man Attempts To Rob Bus But Is Stopped By His Mom Who Was A Passenger

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 9, 2018
    Real News, Society

    A man got on a public bus with a fire gun and attempt to rob all passengers in the bus. ...

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    Bishop Says He Can Makes Men’s Penises Larger By “Massaging” Them

    Bishop Says He Can Makes Men’s Penises Larger By “Massaging” Them

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 8, 2018
    Real News, Videos

    If you really, really wish you had a bigger penis, here’s some advice: When your pastor says he ...

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    Young Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping To Get Naked Photos From His Crush

    Young Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping To Get Naked Photos From His Crush

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    October 24, 2018
    Real News, Society

    A 19-year old man made up a story about him being kidnapped by criminals, and used it to get nudes from a ...

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    For The First Time In Months, Chicago Goes 22 Hours Without Anyone Being Shot

    For The First Time In Months, Chicago Goes 22 Hours Without Anyone Being Shot

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    October 1, 2018
    Real News, Society

    CHICAGO (Sun-Times Media Wire) – Two people were wounded in shootings within 24 hours Friday as colder temperatures moved through Chicago. In ...

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    Naked Florida Man Chases People And Cops Around Chic-Fil A Parking Lot Telling Them They’re Gay For Looking At His Penis

    Naked Florida Man Chases People And Cops Around Chic-Fil A Parking Lot Telling Them They’re Gay For Looking At His Penis

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    September 28, 2018
    Real News, Society

    The arrest report offers no explanation for what may have prompted the man’s bizarre behavior. A Palm Coast man stripped naked, chased ...

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