People Who Have Never Played Or Followed Football, Heartbroken Over Messi’s Retirement
Lionel Messi‘s shocking retirement from international football has sent the internet into a meltdown.
What’s worse is the pretenders who have never played or followed the beautiful game are suddenly coming out as football fanatics.
Willie Stroker, a junior year student at Slippery Rock Unversity has gone into a state of depression after hearing about Lionel Messi’s retirement. Since hearing the news Willie has locked himself shut in his room. He hasn’t been eating or drinking anything.
According to his friends, the only thing Willie has been doing is updating his facebook status about how sad he is by Lionel Messi’s retirement. He has also been posting crying pics of Messi and tagging his friends in them.
The friends he has been tagging have told Gary Cockburn (8Shit News Reporter) that they are very annoyed by Willie’s antics and that he is a huge show off. They have also said that Willie doesn’t know anything about football and he is doing this to impress a girl who happens to like football.
Joshua, one of Willie’s friends said that he doesn’t really care or know anything about football. When Gary asked him to prove it.
To this Joshua replied:
” Last week Willie said he prefers Manchester United over Real Madrid because Lebron James plays for them ”
This statement is a very solid one and goes to show how fake people can be.
Please spread the news about these pretenders.