People Who Don’t Like Pineapple On Pizza Are More Intelligent, Study Claims
A study by totally non-biased scientists concluded that people who like pineapple on pizza have lower IQ’s than those who dislike it.
Hawaii.— A group of non-biased scientists of the University of Hawaii (who by the way, dislike pineapple on pizza) spent three years making a study to prove that people who like pineapple on pizza have lower IQ’s than those who dislike it.
To reach their conclusion, they analyzed over 3500 people in the United States. First, they asked them if they liked pineapple on their pizza, and then they performed an IQ test on them.
The non-altered result is astonishing. People who don’t like pineapple on pizza seem to be more intelligent than those who do. In the study, 72.5% of the people who liked pineapples on their pizza had an IQ lower than 100.
Scientists are starting to wonder what causes what: Does being dumb make you like pineapple on pizza or does liking pineapple on pizza make you dumb?
They still don’t know. But current hypotheses point out that maybe, it’s liking pineapple on pizza what makes you dumb.