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    • Society January 18, 2019

      Alabama man bites off his father's penis after he walks in on him having sex with his favorite sister inside

      Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn
      Society January 17, 2019

      Woman saves herself from rapist by pulling out Gillette razor

      Woman Saves Herself From Rapist By Pulling Out Gillette Razor
      Society January 10, 2019

      Florida Man accused of raping fish because it "Smelled like a vagina"

      Florida Man Accused Of Raping Fish Because It “Smelled Like A Vagina”
      Society January 7, 2019

      Logan Paul to visit North Sentinel Island to shoot his new vlog

      Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog
    • Society December 27, 2018

      Man travels 125 km to stab another man who posted porn reference without sharing the link

      Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link
      Society December 25, 2018

      Cop shoots at flying cockroach but accidentally kills black man instead

      Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead
      Society December 24, 2018

      DC comics fans create petition to make Aquaman gay

      DC Comics Fans Create Petition To Make Aquaman Gay
      Entertainment December 19, 2018

      People are reportedly unsubscribing from Pewdiepie's channel just to keep the fight interesting

      People Are Reportedly Unsubscribing From Pewdiepie’s Channel Just To Keep The Fight Interesting
    • Society December 14, 2018

      Man calls 911 after flat-Earthers threaten to take him to the edge

      Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge
      Entertainment December 11, 2018

      NASA and Elon Musk team up to bring back Tony Stark

      NASA And Elon Musk Team Up To Bring Back Tony Stark
      General December 13, 2018

      Male rapist who identifies as ‘female’ transfers to women’s jail, assaults females

      Male Rapist Who Identifies As ‘female’ Transfers To Women’s Jail, Assaults Females
      Real News, Society December 12, 2018

      Woman spends $500 on surgery for pet goldfish that choked on pebble

      Woman Spends $500 On Surgery For Pet Goldfish That Choked On Pebble
    Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic

    Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 1, 2018
    Internet

    Pornhub has been briefly down after its traffic skyrocketed today at levels they didn’t believe were possible. Yesterday was the last day of ...

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    Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery

    Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 29, 2018
    Society

    It couldn’t make it.Following a complicated 12-hour surgery, a grape couldn’t make it and died due to complications. The doctors claim ...

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    Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending

    Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 28, 2018
    Internet

    Have you ever soaked your bread in chocolate before eating it? You haven’t? Well, now you can. Millennials have discovered this ...

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    Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas

    Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 27, 2018
    Society

    “I got tired of her looking like robocop with his helmet off”A Florida man went crazy and started a GoFundMe campaign ...

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    12-year Old Pranked Into Believing Pewdiepie Lost; Rushed To Hospital After Attempting Suicide

    12-year Old Pranked Into Believing Pewdiepie Lost; Rushed To Hospital After Attempting Suicide

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 26, 2018
    Internet

    A 12-year old was told by his classmates  that Pewdipie finally lost the battle against T-series. The kid, who’s a big fan of ...

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    Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza

    Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 20, 2018
    Real News, Society

    Gudni Johannesson reflects on 2017 topping scandal that divided the internet and drew a rebuke from Canada. ...

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    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 14, 2018
    Real News, Society

    Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove ...

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    Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover

    Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 13, 2018
    Real News, Society

    NOVEMBER 8–A Florida Man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on an obstruction charge for providing cops with a phony name, according to a court filing. On Tuesday, a sheriff’s deputy asked a man to leave a park in ...

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    Man Found Levitating On 12th Day Of No Nut November

    Man Found Levitating On 12th Day Of No Nut November

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 12, 2018
    Internet

    A man has been so loyal to No Nut November that he gained the ability to levitate, he reports on Twitter. According to ...

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    Man Dies From Electrocution While Testing New Sex Doll

    Man Dies From Electrocution While Testing New Sex Doll

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 11, 2018
    Society

    A sacrifice made in the name of science.31-year old Barry Smith died yesterday while testing a new sex doll he was attempting to ...

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