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    • News May 28, 2019

      T-Mobile store stolen in Florida; Huawei phones left intact

      T-Mobile Store Stolen In Florida; Huawei Phones Left Intact
      Society May 29, 2019

      Rich man found guilty of adding water to his shampoo to make it last

      Rich Man Found Guilty Of Adding Water To His Shampoo To Make It Last
      General May 21, 2019

      Man with Huawei contract for 48 months sent to rehabilitation

      Man With Huawei Contract For 48 Months Sent To Rehabilitation
      General May 3, 2019

      Dr. Strange confirms he saw the possibility of Endgame where Ant-Man goes up Thanos's ass in an interview

      Dr. Strange Confirms He Saw The Possibility Of Endgame Where Ant-Man Goes Up Thanos’s Ass In An Interview
    • General April 24, 2019

      Man travels to Africa to avoid Endgame spoilers, gets AIDS

      Man Travels To Africa To Avoid Endgame Spoilers, Gets AIDS
      General April 19, 2019

      The first victim or Article 13: "Never gonna give you up" is not available in EU countries

      The First Victim Or Article 13: “Never Gonna Give You Up” Is Not Available In EU Countries
      General April 22, 2019

      Cop attempts to shoot dog for barking but accidentally shot himself instead

      Cop Attempts To Shoot Dog For Barking But Accidentally Shot Himself Instead
      General April 23, 2019

      Man attempts to kill spider; sets his house on fire

      Man Attempts To Kill Spider; Sets His House On Fire
    • General January 30, 2019

      Man commits suicide after his friend didn't respond to his meme tag

      Man Commits Suicide After His Friend Didn’t Respond To His Meme Tag
      General January 19, 2019

      Man wakes up after 10 years in coma, falls back to coma after seeing his hospital bill

      Man Wakes Up After 10 Years In Coma, Falls Back To Coma After Seeing His Hospital Bill
      Society January 18, 2019

      Alabama man bites off his father's penis after he walks in on him having sex with his favorite sister inside

      Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn
      Society January 17, 2019

      Woman saves herself from rapist by pulling out Gillette razor

      Woman Saves Herself From Rapist By Pulling Out Gillette Razor
    Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog

    Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 7, 2019
    Society

    Logan Paul has decided to start 2019 in great style, just like he started 2018. He wants to shoot his new vlog in the ...

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    21 Year Old Wakes Up At His Funeral, Says He Was “Too Exhausted” After Destroy Dick December

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 2, 2019
    Society

    In a bizarre event last night, a man who claimed to have completed Destroy Dick December has woken up during his funeral, claiming ...

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    Dinosaurs Got Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple On Pizza, New Study Claims

    Dinosaurs Got Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple On Pizza, New Study Claims

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 28, 2018
    Society

    It’s another theory and many people think this is the definitive one.United States.— A new study claims ...

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    Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link

    Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 27, 2018
    Society

    A very frustrated man traveled 125 km just to stab another man for not “sharing the link”. Carl Zeagan attempted ...

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    Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead

    Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 25, 2018
    Society

    In a terrifying incident last night in Chicago, a cop accidentally killed a man when trying to kill a flying cockroach, local authorities ...

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    DC Comics Fans Create Petition To Make Aquaman Gay

    DC Comics Fans Create Petition To Make Aquaman Gay

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 24, 2018
    Society

    A group of people have recently created a Change.org petition to make Aquaman gay. According to them, he has all the qualifications, plus ...

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    People Are Reportedly Unsubscribing From Pewdiepie’s Channel Just To Keep The Fight Interesting

    People Are Reportedly Unsubscribing From Pewdiepie’s Channel Just To Keep The Fight Interesting

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 19, 2018
    Entertainment

    The fight between Pewdiepie and T-Series has been going for a pretty long time now, ...

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    Lawyer With Anime Profile Picture Banned From Court Because His Opinion Doesn’t Count

    Lawyer With Anime Profile Picture Banned From Court Because His Opinion Doesn’t Count

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 16, 2018
    Society

    A lawyer has been banned from a court in Texas after it was discovered that he has an anime profile picture in ...

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    Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge

    Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 14, 2018
    Society

    A scared man has called 911 after a group of people who believe the earth is flat threatened to take ...

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    Male Rapist Who Identifies As ‘female’ Transfers To Women’s Jail, Assaults Females

    Male Rapist Who Identifies As ‘female’ Transfers To Women’s Jail, Assaults Females

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 13, 2018
    General

    WEST YORKSHIRE, September 10, 2018 (LifeSiteNews) – A biologically male rapist who “identifies” as a woman has been accused of sexually assaulting ...

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