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- Man stabs his friend 19 times for spoiling the last episode of his favorite series
- African Health Minister complains that condoms made in China are "Too small"
Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge
A scared man has called 911 after a group of people who believe the earth is flat threatened to take him to the ...
Male Rapist Who Identifies As ‘female’ Transfers To Women’s Jail, Assaults Females
WEST YORKSHIRE, September 10, 2018 (LifeSiteNews) – A biologically male rapist who “identifies” as a woman has been accused of sexually assaulting four female inmates ...
Woman Spends $500 On Surgery For Pet Goldfish That Choked On Pebble
When a panicked young woman rushed her pet goldfish into a local clinic after it choked on a pebble, the veterinarians inside didn’t roll their eyes.Instead, they got right ...
NASA And Elon Musk Team Up To Bring Back Tony Stark
Tony Stark is lost in space. He has no food, no water and he will eventually run out of oxygen. He needs our help, ...
Man Dies After Almost Completing 10th Day Of Destroy Dick December
He’s been one of the few participants of this challenge.United States.— A 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing ...
Man Successfully Completes Destroy Dick December In 7 Days By Blowing His Dick Off
A man from Ohio has successfully completed one of the hardest challenge in the history of challenges: Destroy Dick December. In this challenge, your goal ...
Young Man Stabs His Best Friend After He Subscribed To T-Series
A young Florida Man has been jailed yesterday after he stabbed his best friend, supposedly for “contributing to the end of the world ...
Teenager Breaks Both Legs And Hits His Testicles When Trying To Climb Stairs 15 Steps At A Time
The Internet meme went too far.A 16-year old teenager has been rushed to the hospital after trying to climb stairs 15 ...
13-year Old Kid Suspended From School After Caught Masturbating Twice In A Day
A 13-year old kid from a school in Florida was caught masturbating by a teacher. The teacher promised not to tell anyone after ...
Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic
Pornhub has been briefly down after its traffic skyrocketed today at levels they didn’t believe were possible. Yesterday was the last day of ...
