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- Guy gets obsessed with tagging people in memes; sent for rehabilitation
Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog
Logan Paul has decided to start 2019 in great style, just like he started 2018. He wants to shoot his new vlog in the Sentinel Island in ...
21 Year Old Wakes Up At His Funeral, Says He Was “Too Exhausted” After Destroy Dick December
In a bizarre event last night, a man who claimed to have completed Destroy Dick December has woken up during his funeral, claiming he was “too ...
Dinosaurs Got Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple On Pizza, New Study Claims
It’s another theory and many people think this is the definitive one.United States.— A new study claims that dinosaurs probably ...
Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link
A very frustrated man traveled 125 km just to stab another man for not “sharing the link”. Carl Zeagan attempted to murder him ...
Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead
In a terrifying incident last night in Chicago, a cop accidentally killed a man when trying to kill a flying cockroach, local authorities report. The man, ...
DC Comics Fans Create Petition To Make Aquaman Gay
A group of people have recently created a Change.org petition to make Aquaman gay. According to them, he has all the qualifications, plus it would be ...
People Are Reportedly Unsubscribing From Pewdiepie’s Channel Just To Keep The Fight Interesting
The fight between Pewdiepie and T-Series has been going for a pretty long time now, and Pewdiepie keeps ...
Lawyer With Anime Profile Picture Banned From Court Because His Opinion Doesn’t Count
A lawyer has been banned from a court in Texas after it was discovered that he has an anime profile picture in all ...
Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge
A scared man has called 911 after a group of people who believe the earth is flat threatened to take him to the ...
Male Rapist Who Identifies As ‘female’ Transfers To Women’s Jail, Assaults Females
WEST YORKSHIRE, September 10, 2018 (LifeSiteNews) – A biologically male rapist who “identifies” as a woman has been accused of sexually assaulting four female inmates ...
