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    • General March 13, 2019

      Woman pierces her butt cheeks together to prevent rape

      Woman Pierces Her Butt Cheeks Together To Prevent Rape
      General January 30, 2019

      Man commits suicide after his friend didn't respond to his meme tag

      Man Commits Suicide After His Friend Didn’t Respond To His Meme Tag
      General January 19, 2019

      Man wakes up after 10 years in coma, falls back to coma after seeing his hospital bill

      Man Wakes Up After 10 Years In Coma, Falls Back To Coma After Seeing His Hospital Bill
      Society January 18, 2019

      Alabama man bites off his father's penis after he walks in on him having sex with his favorite sister inside

      Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn
    • Society January 17, 2019

      Woman saves herself from rapist by pulling out Gillette razor

      Woman Saves Herself From Rapist By Pulling Out Gillette Razor
      Society January 10, 2019

      Florida Man accused of raping fish because it "Smelled like a vagina"

      Florida Man Accused Of Raping Fish Because It “Smelled Like A Vagina”
      Society January 7, 2019

      Logan Paul to visit North Sentinel Island to shoot his new vlog

      Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog
      Society December 27, 2018

      Man travels 125 km to stab another man who posted porn reference without sharing the link

      Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link
    • Society December 25, 2018

      Cop shoots at flying cockroach but accidentally kills black man instead

      Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead
      Society December 24, 2018

      DC comics fans create petition to make Aquaman gay

      DC Comics Fans Create Petition To Make Aquaman Gay
      Entertainment December 19, 2018

      People are reportedly unsubscribing from Pewdiepie's channel just to keep the fight interesting

      People Are Reportedly Unsubscribing From Pewdiepie’s Channel Just To Keep The Fight Interesting
      Society December 14, 2018

      Man calls 911 after flat-Earthers threaten to take him to the edge

      Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge
    Young Man Stabs His Best Friend After He Subscribed To T-Series

    Young Man Stabs His Best Friend After He Subscribed To T-Series

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 5, 2018
    Internet, Society

    A young Florida Man has been jailed yesterday after he stabbed his best friend, supposedly for “contributing to the end of the world ...

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    Teenager Breaks Both Legs And Hits His Testicles When Trying To Climb Stairs 15 Steps At A Time

    Teenager Breaks Both Legs And Hits His Testicles When Trying To Climb Stairs 15 Steps At A Time

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 4, 2018
    Internet, Society

    The Internet meme went too far.A 16-year old teenager has been rushed to the hospital after trying to climb stairs 15 ...

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    13-year Old Kid Suspended From School After Caught Masturbating Twice In A Day

    13-year Old Kid Suspended From School After Caught Masturbating Twice In A Day

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 2, 2018
    Society

    A 13-year old kid from a school in Florida was caught masturbating by a teacher. The teacher promised not to tell anyone after ...

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    Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic

    Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 1, 2018
    Internet

    Pornhub has been briefly down after its traffic skyrocketed today at levels they didn’t believe were possible. Yesterday was the last day of ...

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    Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery

    Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 29, 2018
    Society

    It couldn’t make it.Following a complicated 12-hour surgery, a grape couldn’t make it and died due to complications. The doctors claim ...

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    Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending

    Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 28, 2018
    Internet

    Have you ever soaked your bread in chocolate before eating it? You haven’t? Well, now you can. Millennials have discovered this ...

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    Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas

    Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 27, 2018
    Society

    “I got tired of her looking like robocop with his helmet off”A Florida man went crazy and started a GoFundMe campaign ...

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    12-year Old Pranked Into Believing Pewdiepie Lost; Rushed To Hospital After Attempting Suicide

    12-year Old Pranked Into Believing Pewdiepie Lost; Rushed To Hospital After Attempting Suicide

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 26, 2018
    Internet

    A 12-year old was told by his classmates  that Pewdipie finally lost the battle against T-series. The kid, who’s a big fan of ...

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    Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza

    Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 20, 2018
    Real News, Society

    Gudni Johannesson reflects on 2017 topping scandal that divided the internet and drew a rebuke from Canada. ...

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    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

    Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 14, 2018
    Real News, Society

    Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove ...

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