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Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link
A very frustrated man traveled 125 km just to stab another man for not “sharing the link”. Carl Zeagan attempted to murder him ...
Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead
In a terrifying incident last night in Chicago, a cop accidentally killed a man when trying to kill a flying cockroach, local authorities report. The man, ...
DC Comics Fans Create Petition To Make Aquaman Gay
A group of people have recently created a Change.org petition to make Aquaman gay. According to them, he has all the qualifications, plus it would be ...
People Are Reportedly Unsubscribing From Pewdiepie’s Channel Just To Keep The Fight Interesting
The fight between Pewdiepie and T-Series has been going for a pretty long time now, and Pewdiepie keeps ...
Lawyer With Anime Profile Picture Banned From Court Because His Opinion Doesn’t Count
A lawyer has been banned from a court in Texas after it was discovered that he has an anime profile picture in all ...
Man Calls 911 After Flat-Earthers Threaten To Take Him To The Edge
A scared man has called 911 after a group of people who believe the earth is flat threatened to take him to the ...
Male Rapist Who Identifies As ‘female’ Transfers To Women’s Jail, Assaults Females
WEST YORKSHIRE, September 10, 2018 (LifeSiteNews) – A biologically male rapist who “identifies” as a woman has been accused of sexually assaulting four female inmates ...
Woman Spends $500 On Surgery For Pet Goldfish That Choked On Pebble
When a panicked young woman rushed her pet goldfish into a local clinic after it choked on a pebble, the veterinarians inside didn’t roll their eyes.Instead, they got right ...
NASA And Elon Musk Team Up To Bring Back Tony Stark
Tony Stark is lost in space. He has no food, no water and he will eventually run out of oxygen. He needs our help, ...
Man Dies After Almost Completing 10th Day Of Destroy Dick December
He’s been one of the few participants of this challenge.United States.— A 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing ...
