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- Dinosaurs got extinct because they liked pineapple on pizza, new study claims
Obese Couple Makes Three-Story Fall After Floor Collapses During Sex
A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a ...
Man Dresses Up As Premier League Trophy For Halloween, Terrifies Liverpool Neighbourhood
Halloween is here. While Halloween may be a fun time of the year for most children and adults alike, same cannot ...
18-year Old Rushed To Hospital After Fapping 32 Times Ahead Of No Nut November
18-year old Mike Stevens has been rushed to the hospital after masturbating 32 times before No Nut November begins. No Nut November is ...
Young Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping To Get Naked Photos From His Crush
A 19-year old man made up a story about him being kidnapped by criminals, and used it to get nudes from a friend, ...
Logan Paul Apologizes For Controversial Unboxing Video
Los Angeles – The popular youtuber Logan Paul is in hot waters again, and had to issue another apology after ...
School Principal Threatens To Ban Kids For Doing Fortnite Dances
Peter F. Walkers, the principal of a school in New Hampshire, has threatened to ban the kids who do ...
Student Sets Out To Write Paper, Ends Up Breaking Masturbation Record
A man’s journey has turned into something completely different. John Smith, after setting out to write a paper, has ended up breaking the ...
Engineer Arrested After Pranking Thomas Cook Airlines With “Hidden Message”
A British engineer has been arrested after doing the prank that might cost him his career. He was in charge of the design ...
Teenager Banned From School For Not Taking A Shower In 3 Months Claims He Was “Wearing Axe”
A teenager has been banned from a school in Texas due to his odor, which, according to the people who assisted to the ...
Drunk Florida Man Involved In Car Accident After Pressing The Accelerator And Brake To “Take A Screenshot”
A Florida Man has hit the news again after attempting to somehow “take a screenshot” by pressing the brake and accelerator at the ...
