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    New Tesla Autopilot Update To Have ‘Battle Royale’ Mode

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    June 15, 2018
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    Drivers will be pitted against each other in a survival battle.

    Elon Musk’s company, Tesla Inc., has announced today that the new Tesla autopilot will have one of the most expected features ever: A Battle Royale mode, in which players will crash against each others until there’s a last man standing.

    “This is one of the greatest advances in technology so far. Not only we’re innovating, we’re also up to date with the latest gaming genres”, said Elon Musk in a press conference today. He is very excited to see how this helps control overpopulation.

    “This is great for our company and this is great for the people who love and enjoy playing any Battle Royale game”, a Tesla spokesperson told 8Shit. He kept going: “Furthermore, this is good for the environment in two ways: It reduces the amount of gases that humans emit and it also kills humans! What a better way to lower your carbon footprint?”, he said.

    This new Tesla model will be available next month. Are you ready to buy it?

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