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    Man Wakes Up After 10 Years In Coma, Falls Back To Coma After Seeing His Hospital Bill

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    January 19, 2019
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    33-year old Paul Jones has awaken from a coma just to go back to sleep again after finding out his hospital bill was up to 5.5 million and still counting as he was still connected at the moment he woke up.

    Paul Jones fell into a coma 10 years ago after having a car accident. Doctors have made everything the can to make him wake up, but nothing had worked, until last week, when they were finally able to bring him back.

    “We are very happy that you’re back here”, said the owner of the hospital, with the greatest smile ever, after Jones woke up. “You’ve been our most loyal customer. Your bill is almost reaching $6 million!”, he concluded.

    After hearing these words, Jones got a heart attack and fell back into a coma. They don’t know when he will wake up again, if he ever does.

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