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    Man Visits Admin’s House In Hopes Of Becoming A Real “Top Fan”

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    May 31, 2019
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    A man has visited the house of an administrator of a Facebook page. Cookie Baker decided that the best way to get his top fan badge on Facebook was to become a real top fan, in real life, possibly getting a real top fan badge, rather than a virtual one for “peasants”.

    He tracked down the location of the admin by hacking into his email account, and then paid him a visit. His dream was to become the realest top fan that ever existed.

    He knocked the door and identified himself as “a simple fan” in looks to be “a top fan”. The admin of the page didn’t really understand what was happening, but Baker insisted, and the admin ended up calling the police.

    Since he was white he was not shot. He was just detained and the cops asked him a couple of questions.

    One of the cops gave him a piece of paper which said “Top Fan”, and that calmed him down. He went home peacefully.

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