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    Man Found Levitating On 12th Day Of No Nut November

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 12, 2018
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    A man has been so loyal to No Nut November that he gained the ability to levitate, he reports on Twitter. According to him, it’s the 12th day of this very long month, and he hasn’t nutted in almost two weeks, so was awarded with the ability to levitate.

    No Nut November is an anual event in which participants decide not to nut during the entire month of November. As a consequence, many of them can die or do unexpected things, some of them positive (like this one), and some of them negative.

    day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate pic.twitter.com/pbGq2KKItH

    — i need a girlfriend im 6’4 (@ilooklikelilbil) November 13, 2017

    As the month passes, more powers will be gained by this man.

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