Man Dies After Trying To Be Hot
United Kingdom.— A man died yesterday in an attempt to be hot, local authorities reported. According to the official report, the man set himself on fire because he wanted to know if it was true that “man’s not hot, never hot”. This, after listening several times to the song “Man’s not hot” by Big Shaq. As many others, he wanted to test if it was true.
“He claimed he was gonna do it for science”, said a witness to our reporter Gary Cockburn. “He was aware of the risks. He know he could die but he did it anyway”.
“The scientific method is to observe (or hear), construct an hypothesis and then test it. I am going to test my hypothesis. I do think man’s hot”, said the man in a (suicide?) note before performing his experiment.
Since the man isn’t alive to tell everyone the results, people are considering to perform more experiments of this nature, including people from famous universities, like Stanford.