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    Leaked CIA Documents Indicate Harambe Had Classified Information About The Clinton’s Campaign

    Faisal Nasti
    October 15, 2016
    Politics

    In a shocking turn of events the controversial death of Harambe, a gorilla worshipped by many, might have been set up.

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    Washington D.C.- Last Thursday, documents leaked from the Pentagon alleged that Harambe had “very sensitive” information that could compromise the Clinton campaign. The 8Shit team tried contacting the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden in this context, but they declined to comment.

    An excerpt from the document reads:

    The good of the American public was always a top priority for Harambe.

    However, when former president Bill Clinton introduced legislation that would harm the average American, Harambe swore to “stand by the everyday American”. This is when the rivalry between Harambe and the Clintons is said to have begun.

    Harry Amberville, the spokesperson of the Clinton campaign rubbished these claims as “gibberish” and “right wing propaganda” and declined to comment any further. On the other side of the aisle, Donald Trump took this opportunity and quoted:

    I have always had a great relationship with Harambe, always. Crooked Hillary is hiding god knows what from the American public, but I assure you, if I am elected the president, the first I am doing is releasing the classified information about Harambe and the Clintons. I am telling you, we’re going to construct a wall around Harambe’s enclosure, and it’s going to huge.

    The death of Harambe has surely been a game changer in the presidential election. Between accusations of Harambe’s killing being an inside job and public outrage over the same, will the Clinton campaign succeed in defeating Trump?

    Special credits to Sahil Trivedi

    Tags : cia, document, donald trump, harambe, hillary clinton, trump
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