Justin Bieber To Have Penis Removed On 24th Birthday
“Just another step toward blurring the gender lines. Without a penis I’m neither male or female. I’m a human being.”
Said Justin Bieber about the news to make the big chop on his 24th birthday.
Justin tweeted to his millions of Twitter followers that upon turning 24 he would have his penis removed and dipped in gold as a trophy for his room.
“I’ve been wanting to do this since 13, but once I’m legally able to control my own finances I can make my penisless dreams come true”
– Justin Bieber
“This is a decision I made on my own, but I hope this doesn’t affect my relationship with my fans,” giggled Justin when he revealed his twenty four birthday plans.
“I know that many of you have been expecting this and I hope you support me during the entire process, it’s gonna be amazing.” said Bieber in an interview.
He also affirmed that he might auction his penis off on eBay to the highest bidder.