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    Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    November 29, 2018
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    It couldn’t make it.

    Following a complicated 12-hour surgery, a grape couldn’t make it and died due to complications. The doctors claim the surgery was successful, but the grape died.

    “We’ve been performing surgeries on grapes since the 99’s. However this one was too complicated because it involved too many procedures in all the organs of the grape”, claimed the doctor, Gary Cockburn.

    “We did our best but the grape became weak and was not able to survive”, he concluded, weeping.

    “However, the operation was a huge success. We were able to close it completely and the organs were fixed, although the grape is not alive anymore”, he said.

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