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    Germany Will Fund Trump To Build The Wall

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    June 17, 2018
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    “We only need ONE wall”, Germans said.

    Following today’s match against Mexico, Germany has announced a budget of around 100 billion US dollars, as a gift to Donald Trump to build the wall in the US-Mexico border, which according to Trump is “very important control illegal immigration”. According to Germany, “This is not about politics. It’s about revenge. They can’t get away with that they’ve done”.

    Germany will pay, for free, 100 billion dollars to the US, dedicated exclusively for the construction and maintenance of Trump’s wall. The money will be given directly to Donald Trump.

    “This will improve the relationship between both the US and Germany”, said Frank-Walter Steinmeier, the president of Germany, to our reporter Gary Cockburn. He kept going: “We have many things in common: We don’t like Mexicans”, he said.

    The money will be transferred tomorrow.

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