French Researchers Sure Of Finding Sanitizer Inside Area-51 Which Kills 100% Of Germs
After a post about raiding Area-51 got viral on various social media websites, Area-51 has been popping up on News headlines for the last couple of weeks.Today is no different. A group of researchers from France have claimed to be sure of finding a sanitizer inside Area-51 which kills 100% of the germs.
The leader of a research group known as “Tom Research Corp.”, Mr. Tom Fister had a conversation with our Reporter Gary Cockburn and said “We have always been doubtful of the things kept in Area-51 in the name of Alien stuff. As a result we conducted our own research on it. And after thorough investigations aided by our spy pigeons we are sure that there are revolutionary inventions hidden from the general public. One of the things we are sure about is the hand sanitizer which kills 100% of the germs”.
For someone who plans on raiding Area-51. The security at Area-51 seems to be pretty tight (as told by my FBI Agent).
We do not suggest you to go there (wink* wink*).