Florida Woman Caught Stealing Bottle Of E&J Brandy By Sticking It Up Her Vagina

Yet another episode of “Things that can only happen in Florida”, a woman was caught stealing a bottle of alcohol at a liquor store in Orlando, by literally sticking it up her vagina, all of this while her little kid was watching. It was a small bottle, so she thought it would fit perfectly and that no one would notice.

Unfortunately, the cameras did notice, and she was arrested when trying to leave. She pretended she didn’t know what was happening until they showed her what the cameras caught.

The little kid was take home with his father, who was very disappointed because she failed so horribly.

Although she was taken to prison, she was able to keep the alcohol because the owner of the business refused to get it back. The police officers also didn’t want it, so instead of throwing it away, they let her keep it.