FIFA Will Replace Couch-grass With A Baby Mat Floor To Protect Neymar

The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) announced today, hours before Brasil vs Colombia, that they’re going to be replacing the couch-grass of the Otkrytie Arena stadium with a soft, puffy and beautiful baby mat floor, with the only goal of protecting Neymar.

Gianni Infantino, current president of FIFA, who is afraid of rejecting a vodka from Putin, offered a press conference to talk about the matter. “At FIFA, we’re always making sure that there is Fair Play, but we’re also aware that Neymar won’t stop smacking himself against the floor. Since this is a concern for us and we want every player to unleash their full potential during the game, we’re changing the ground in which all players will play.”

According to Infantino, this floor will only be up during Brazil games.

Source El Chiguire Bipolar