Elon Musk Proposes To “Build Rockets In Australia” And Let Them Just “Fall Into Space” After Smoking Marijuana
Elon Musk is on the headlines again. After smoking marijuana on Youtube, the magnate has proposed something that no one ever thought about: building rockets in Australia, to reduce the cost of launching them into space by almost 80%. This is the benefit of the marijuana.
“Now we will only need to worry about building the rockets and satellites. We won’t need any launch vehicle. The falcon 9 was a huge waste of time.”, said Musk in an interview on Youtube.
“Assuming that the Earth isn’t flat, then Australia would be upside down”, said Musk during the interview. He kept going: “No one lives in Australia because people can’t live upside down, or they would just fall into space. We can build rockets in Australia and then simply ‘drop them’ into space” he concluded.
Even though the interviewer was not a scientist, he thought that Musk’s theory didn’t make sense. So he questioned him: “How do you make them orbit earth? If you just let them fall into space, they won’t get into orbit”.
But Musk had already figured it all out. “We will put my car on the right side of the rocket”, he said. “We can start my car and make it run really fast. That’ll shift the rocket to the right until it eventually gets into orbit”, he concluded.
“It’s gonna be a Tesla”, he concluded.