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    Donald Trump Is Secretly Afraid That He Might Actually Become President

    Faisal Nasti
    July 25, 2016
    Politics

    Despite all the fuss in the media, Donald Trump is a very depressed man nowadays. He is worried that Americans will actually end up making him the president of United States.

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    What started as an April fools prank is now turning into a very serious matter. Donald Trump, who entered the presidential race in order to insult the media, Mexicans, Muslims and non-Americans, is now turning into a serious presidential contender.
    Donald Trump’s original intent to join the presidential race was to poke fun at Journalists and politicians coupled with business promotions for his companies and he succeeded in achieving all of that. But the plan is backfiring for Donald as people have taken him too seriously.
    “This wasn’t the plan at all” said one of close allies of Donald to our reporter Gary Cockburn. This close ally also told Gary that Trump is now preparing to become president. “He is learning how to properly speak in the UN General Assembly because apparently if he calls other world leaders as crooked or a lying ni**er it would dent the image of US in front of the world.”

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