Donald Trump Ends California Wildfires By Banning Fire
“It has nothing to do with global warming. It’s the fire causing the issues, so we will just ban it”.
The president of the United States has decided to finally put an end to the recent wildfires in California. He went for the simplest solution: banning fire. As simple as it sounds. Since fire is the root of the problem, why not ending it?
The president confirmed that fire might still be used in certain situations, such as lighting cigarettes or cooking, but never in wildfires. “Fire cannot be used to cause wildfires anymore.”, said The President.
“Previous administrations were unable to handle the problem of wildfires in California. Today we just solved the problem in one day! And we keep winning!” the president tweeted out.
The ban will be official starting tomorrow, so no more wildfires will be allowed. Only wild.