Cop Shoots At Flying Cockroach But Accidentally Kills Black Man Instead

In a terrifying incident last night in Chicago, a cop accidentally killed a man when trying to kill a flying cockroach, local authorities report. The man, Tyrone Smith, was rushed to the hospital but couldn’t make it in time. The cop who shot at him was arrested.

“Everyone is strong and powerful until the cockroach can fly”, the police officer, Mike Doors, said. “I needed something to defend myself, so I shot at it. The fact that it killed a man, specifically a black one, is a mere coincidence”, he confirmed.

The cockroach lived, but it’s nowhere to be found.

Local authorities will launch a full investigation to determine what actually happened.