Chuck Norris decided to survive to two heart attacks in 47 minutes
Chuck Norris was chilling out in his house, like in any other day. And suddenly, out of nowhere, a heart attack showed up. It was a really dangerous heart attack, but it wasn’t dangerous enough because it was scared of what Chuck Norris was able to do.
Chuck Norris then decided to play a little bit with it, so an ambulance and a helicopter were called. Both Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin were almost picking up a plane to go to the scene.
Chuck was taken to the hospital, where doctors sat back and watched how Chuck Norris beat that heart attack as*. After beating it, at about 1:30 AM, Chuck Norris went to relax.
But, 47 minutes later, another heart attack came. This was heart attack 2.0, and it was very strong. Anyway, Chuck Norris didn’t play with it and just destroyed it in 5 nanoseconds.
Chuck Norris is currently alive and well, as we all could have expected.