Christian Bale To Gain Hundreds Of Pounds To Play Your Mom
LOS ANGELES (The News Desk) — Citing an unwavering commitment to his craft, actor Christian Bale announced today his intention to gain hundreds of pounds in order to accurately portray your mom in an upcoming film.
“I’ve gained and lost weight for roles before, but I’ve never done anything like this,” admitted Bale, who said he would have to more than double his current body weight if he hoped to be “even in the same ballpark” as your mom.
“But I want the transformation to be seamless, so that means gaining even more weight.”
Sources reported that Bale had begun consuming tens of thousands of calories every day in the form of ice cream, whey protein and high-calorie gels in order to gain the appropriate amount of weight.
“When I first told my doctors that I wanted to do this, they told me that I couldn’t do it, that they weren’t going to let me do that to myself. But I’m going to do it anyway, because that’s how much I care about my craft,” said Bale of the regimen.
Sources also confirmed that Bale has plans to ask your mom for tips on how to gain and maintain such enormous amounts of weight.