Athletics Federations Will Also Consider Sissy To The Penultimate
A new gesture in favor of integration.
Worldwide.- The International Association of Athletic Federations (IAAF) has announced this morning that, from january on, the penultimate will also be considered sissy. With this, those federations want to raise awareness about the fact that there’s nothing wrong with being homosexual.
“We believe that the phrase ‘last one is a sissy’ is an obsolete and denigrating concept. It needed to be adapted to modern times when being a sissy isn’t wrong.”, said the president of the IAAF, Sebastian Coe AKA the bullet. The decision was clapped by slow runners of all federations, who were complaining over and over about the loneliness that they feel when they’re the only recognized sissies of a race.