Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn

In the most wild incident Alabama has ever had in its history, a man called Mike Jason has bitten his father’s dick off, after finding him having sex with his sister.

“I thought he was gonna join us!”, said his father, who’s currently at the hospital and may never ever use his dick again. He kept going: “This has been the worst kid that I’ve ever had. It’s probably because his mother is my cousin.”, he concluded.

“You can have sex with whoever you want but never in my favorite barn”, Mike said, who’s currently arrested. He may face up to 5 years in prison.

“I can’t believe you’ve done this”, is all his sister had to say.