30 Tons Of Pubic Hair Have Been Found In A Local Plumbing
“It is normal that people want to completely shave their genitals, in these days, but we ask people to please pace yourselves”, said the head of public works.
United States.- Thousands of americans participated today in the traditional pubic shearing to receive Valentine’s Day. The event was made last night.
“If I cut the shrubs, the tree will look bigger”, said Cookie Baker, a philosopher and gardener.
“And the thing is that there are people alone in their lives and they have nobody desiring them, neither now or in the future (because they surely are selfish, they can’t solve problems by conversation and they give up too easily, or never mind, they’re just ugly”, said Baker.
On the other hand, the department of public works is still trying to unclog the plumbings, due to the tons of pubic hair that clogged the tubes.