21 Year Old Wakes Up At His Funeral, Says He Was “Too Exhausted” After Destroy Dick December

In a bizarre event last night, a man who claimed to have completed Destroy Dick December has woken up during his funeral, claiming he was “too exhausted”, after completing the challenge.

The 21-year old man, Marcus BL, claims he performed a “modified” version of the challenge, which allowed him to complete it.

Destroy Dick December is an anual challenge in which participants try to jerk off as many times in a day as the day number (e.g 3 times the 3rd day, 10 times the 10th day, and so on).

This means the dude had to jerk off 31 times in December 31, after jerking off 30 times the previous day.

They thought he was dead, but he wasn’t, he just became unconscious during his last fap.

His new year resolution is not to jack off during 2019.