19 Year Old Brazilian Girl Swallows Her Phone To Prevent Her Boyfriend From Stealing Her Memes
This may sound too hard to believe for most readers but as Mohammad Ali puts it “Memes are life“.
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: In a bid to protect her memes from her normie boyfriend, a young 19 year-old Brazilian girl swallowed her cell phone.
Times are tough, WW3 is on the horizon and dank memes are an endangered entity now. Gone are the days when all you had to do was scroll a few pages on Reddit or Imgur for dank memes. The world is taken over by a swarm of pseudo-memes which are scientifically termed as “normie memes“. These memes encompass ancient memes of the time period 2009-2015. They can easily be found on the Facebook pages of “Sarcasm” and 9GAG. They’re so unfunny that after seeing them, this is the face you make:
During these perilous times, it takes hard-work, persistence and creativity to find dank memes. And these rare qualities were something our victim Ella Fist-her had. But her jealous boyfriend couldn’t make peace with the fact that her girlfriend was danker than him so last Sunday he decided to locate the source of the dank memes by stealing Ella’s phone while she was in the shower. As he was about to unlock it Ella came out and snatched the phone from his hand and without giving it second thought she swallowed it as she had quite the reputation for swallowing.
Our reporter Gary Cockburn interviewed Ella’s neighbor who at the time was peeking through the window to get glimpses of Ella’s naked body as she was in the shower.
This is what the neighbor Lil Dickie had to say about the incident: “Ayy lmao, so I was doing ma thang and milking lil lil dickie, I saw the white chick swallow the phone“.
“Damn, Bitches be crayyy” he added.
Our guess is that “milking lil lil dickie” is a euphemism for masturbation which would make good sense as he was stalking the girl at the time.
What do you think?