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Trump Reveals Plans To Build A Wall Around Area 51
“This time we need to keep the aliens inside”, said the president.The president of the United States revealed his plans to build a massive wall ...
Florida Man Urges Trump To Add Him To Nuclear Board After Watching Show “Chernobyl”
A snippet from the show “Chernobyl”Florida has always been the centre of interesting news. It has been proven once again after a guy from Florida, named Harry Kunt, recently tweeted and urged President to ...
Man Visits Admin’s House In Hopes Of Becoming A Real “Top Fan”
A man has visited the house of an administrator of a Facebook page. Cookie Baker decided that the best way to get his top fan badge ...
Rich Man Found Guilty Of Adding Water To His Shampoo To Make It Last
“You are everything that’s wrong with this generation”, said the judge.27-year old Julian Doors has been found guilty of adding water to his shampoo. The guy, ...
T-Mobile Store Stolen In Florida; Huawei Phones Left Intact
In an insane event in a T-Mobile store in Florida, a pair of robbers have stolen an entire store, but they left the ...
Man With Huawei Contract For 48 Months Sent To Rehabilitation
Some Huawei users are sad due to the recent Google news that they are banning Huawei from using certain services. But not as sad as this ...
Dr. Strange Confirms He Saw The Possibility Of Endgame Where Ant-Man Goes Up Thanos’s Ass In An Interview
California, United States.- During a recent press conference of Avengers: Endgame cast, held in California, this weekend Benedict Cumberbutch, who is portraying Dr. Strange has gained some attention after stating “Yes, one of the possible ways of fighting against Thanos ...
Petition To Create A New Endgame Where Ant-man Really Kills Thanos By Going Up His Ass
Amid the massive success of the recently released hyped movie Avengers-Endgame, a community of people on the internet is ...
Man Travels To Africa To Avoid Endgame Spoilers, Gets AIDS
Nairobi,Kenya –32-year old Ethan Wiener was diagonised with level 1-HIV/AIDS reportedly after flying to Africa to avoid Avengers-Endgame spoilers.Ethan talked to our reporter Gary ...
Man Attempts To Kill Spider; Sets His House On Fire
In a tragic incident last week, a man set his house on fire while trying to burn a spider living in it. It seems that ...
