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A man from Ohio has successfully completed one of the hardest challenge in the history of challenges: Destroy Dick December. In this challenge, your goal ...
Young Man Stabs His Best Friend After He Subscribed To T-Series
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Teenager Breaks Both Legs And Hits His Testicles When Trying To Climb Stairs 15 Steps At A Time
The Internet meme went too far.A 16-year old teenager has been rushed to the hospital after trying to climb stairs 15 ...
13-year Old Kid Suspended From School After Caught Masturbating Twice In A Day
A 13-year old kid from a school in Florida was caught masturbating by a teacher. The teacher promised not to tell anyone after ...
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Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery
It couldn’t make it.Following a complicated 12-hour surgery, a grape couldn’t make it and died due to complications. The doctors claim ...
Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending
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Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas
“I got tired of her looking like robocop with his helmet off”A Florida man went crazy and started a GoFundMe campaign ...
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A 12-year old was told by his classmates that Pewdipie finally lost the battle against T-series. The kid, who’s a big fan of ...
