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    • General March 13, 2019

      Woman pierces her butt cheeks together to prevent rape

      Woman Pierces Her Butt Cheeks Together To Prevent Rape
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      Man commits suicide after his friend didn't respond to his meme tag

      Man Commits Suicide After His Friend Didn’t Respond To His Meme Tag
      General January 19, 2019

      Man wakes up after 10 years in coma, falls back to coma after seeing his hospital bill

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      Society January 18, 2019

      Alabama man bites off his father's penis after he walks in on him having sex with his favorite sister inside

      Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn
    • Society January 17, 2019

      Woman saves herself from rapist by pulling out Gillette razor

      Woman Saves Herself From Rapist By Pulling Out Gillette Razor
      Society January 10, 2019

      Florida Man accused of raping fish because it "Smelled like a vagina"

      Florida Man Accused Of Raping Fish Because It “Smelled Like A Vagina”
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      Logan Paul to visit North Sentinel Island to shoot his new vlog

      Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog
      Society December 27, 2018

      Man travels 125 km to stab another man who posted porn reference without sharing the link

      Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link
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      Cop shoots at flying cockroach but accidentally kills black man instead

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      DC comics fans create petition to make Aquaman gay

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      Entertainment December 19, 2018

      People are reportedly unsubscribing from Pewdiepie's channel just to keep the fight interesting

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      Man calls 911 after flat-Earthers threaten to take him to the edge

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    Woman Pierces Her Butt Cheeks Together To Prevent Rape

    Woman Pierces Her Butt Cheeks Together To Prevent Rape

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    March 13, 2019
    General

    A woman has decided to put an end to her fears of being raped: She pierced her butt cheeks together, to prevent ...

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    Man Commits Suicide After His Friend Didn’t Respond To His Meme Tag

    Man Commits Suicide After His Friend Didn’t Respond To His Meme Tag

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 30, 2019
    General

    In a tragic incident last week, a man committed suicide after what’s described as “the ultimate act of rejection” against someone. His best friend, Mark Dyson, ...

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    Man Wakes Up After 10 Years In Coma, Falls Back To Coma After Seeing His Hospital Bill

    Man Wakes Up After 10 Years In Coma, Falls Back To Coma After Seeing His Hospital Bill

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 19, 2019
    General

    33-year old Paul Jones has awaken from a coma just to go back to sleep again after finding out his hospital bill was up to 5.5 ...

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    Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn

    Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 18, 2019
    Society

    In the most wild incident Alabama has ever had in its history, a man called Mike Jason has bitten his father’s dick off, ...

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    Woman Saves Herself From Rapist By Pulling Out Gillette Razor

    Woman Saves Herself From Rapist By Pulling Out Gillette Razor

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 17, 2019
    Society

    A woman has made a miracle yesterday after pulling out a Gillette in front of a man who was trying to rape her. The man ...

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    Florida Man Accused Of Raping Fish Because It “Smelled Like A Vagina”

    Florida Man Accused Of Raping Fish Because It “Smelled Like A Vagina”

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 10, 2019
    Society

    A man from Florida has been accused of zoofilia after it’s said that he raped a fish. The fish was found with its mouth open, with ...

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    Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog

    Logan Paul To Visit North Sentinel Island To Shoot His New Vlog

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 7, 2019
    Society

    Logan Paul has decided to start 2019 in great style, just like he started 2018. He wants to shoot his new vlog in the Sentinel Island in ...

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    21 Year Old Wakes Up At His Funeral, Says He Was “Too Exhausted” After Destroy Dick December

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    January 2, 2019
    Society

    In a bizarre event last night, a man who claimed to have completed Destroy Dick December has woken up during his funeral, claiming he was “too ...

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    Dinosaurs Got Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple On Pizza, New Study Claims

    Dinosaurs Got Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple On Pizza, New Study Claims

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 28, 2018
    Society

    It’s another theory and many people think this is the definitive one.United States.— A new study claims that dinosaurs probably ...

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    Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link

    Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link

    I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18)
    December 27, 2018
    Society

    A very frustrated man traveled 125 km just to stab another man for not “sharing the link”. Carl Zeagan attempted to murder him ...

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