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Dr. Strange Confirms He Saw The Possibility Of Endgame Where Ant-Man Goes Up Thanos’s Ass In An Interview
California, United States.- During a recent press conference of Avengers: Endgame cast, held in California, this weekend Benedict Cumberbutch, who is portraying Dr. Strange has gained some attention after stating “Yes, one of the possible ways of fighting against Thanos ...
Petition To Create A New Endgame Where Ant-man Really Kills Thanos By Going Up His Ass
Amid the massive success of the recently released hyped movie Avengers-Endgame, a community of people on the internet is ...
Man Travels To Africa To Avoid Endgame Spoilers, Gets AIDS
Nairobi,Kenya –32-year old Ethan Wiener was diagonised with level 1-HIV/AIDS reportedly after flying to Africa to avoid Avengers-Endgame spoilers.Ethan talked to our reporter Gary ...
Man Attempts To Kill Spider; Sets His House On Fire
In a tragic incident last week, a man set his house on fire while trying to burn a spider living in it. It seems that ...
Cop Attempts To Shoot Dog For Barking But Accidentally Shot Himself Instead
In a totally shocking incident, a police officer has shot himself on the right leg, after missing his main target, a dog. According ...
The First Victim Or Article 13: “Never Gonna Give You Up” Is Not Available In EU Countries
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Woman Pierces Her Butt Cheeks Together To Prevent Rape
A woman has decided to put an end to her fears of being raped: She pierced her butt cheeks together, to prevent ...
Man Commits Suicide After His Friend Didn’t Respond To His Meme Tag
In a tragic incident last week, a man committed suicide after what’s described as “the ultimate act of rejection” against someone. His best friend, Mark Dyson, ...
Man Wakes Up After 10 Years In Coma, Falls Back To Coma After Seeing His Hospital Bill
33-year old Paul Jones has awaken from a coma just to go back to sleep again after finding out his hospital bill was up to 5.5 ...
Alabama Man Bites Off His Father’s Penis After He Walks In On Him Having Sex With His Favorite Sister Inside His Favorite Barn
In the most wild incident Alabama has ever had in its history, a man called Mike Jason has bitten his father’s dick off, ...
