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- John Cena tells blind kid "You can't see me”
- Spanish man goes to the Syrian war running away from his wife
- Man declares bankruptcy after finding out he had been using mobile data instead of WiFi to stream a 1080p adult
- Dinosaurs got extinct because they liked pineapple on pizza, new study claims
- Sex robots that can cook and clean efficiently will be available by 2019
Iceland’s President Admits He Went ‘too Far’ With Threat To Ban Pineapple Pizza
Gudni Johannesson reflects on 2017 topping scandal that divided the internet and drew a rebuke from Canada. ...
Woman Sues Her Ex Due To His “Abnormally Long” Penis That Stretched Out Her Vagina
Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove ...
Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover
NOVEMBER 8–A Florida Man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on an obstruction charge for providing cops with a phony name, according to a court filing. On Tuesday, a sheriff’s deputy asked a man to leave a park in ...
Man Found Levitating On 12th Day Of No Nut November
A man has been so loyal to No Nut November that he gained the ability to levitate, he reports on Twitter. According to ...
Man Dies From Electrocution While Testing New Sex Doll
A sacrifice made in the name of science.31-year old Barry Smith died yesterday while testing a new sex doll he was attempting to ...
Scientists Watch Six Thousand Porn Videos To Create Powerful Autoblow 2
There’s science for everything, including sex. A group of scientists managed to create a device to perform automatic blowjobs with the ...
Man Attempts To Rob Bus But Is Stopped By His Mom Who Was A Passenger
A man got on a public bus with a fire gun and attempt to rob all passengers in the bus. However, ...
Bishop Says He Can Makes Men’s Penises Larger By “Massaging” Them
If you really, really wish you had a bigger penis, here’s some advice: When your pastor says he can ...
Pornhub Reports Losses Of 5 Million Since The Beginning Of No Nut November
Pornhub‘s coming down at an unprecedented speed, after No Nut November began. No Nut November is an annual event in which participants decide ...
Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather’s Ashes
MARCH 9–A trio of teenage burglars who stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and prescription drugs from a Missouri residence also thought they ...
