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Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is Ben Dover
NOVEMBER 8–A Florida Man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on an obstruction charge for providing cops with a phony name, according to a court filing. On Tuesday, a sheriff’s deputy asked a man to leave a park in ...
Man Found Levitating On 12th Day Of No Nut November
A man has been so loyal to No Nut November that he gained the ability to levitate, he reports on Twitter. According to ...
Man Dies From Electrocution While Testing New Sex Doll
A sacrifice made in the name of science.31-year old Barry Smith died yesterday while testing a new sex doll he was attempting to ...
Scientists Watch Six Thousand Porn Videos To Create Powerful Autoblow 2
There’s science for everything, including sex. A group of scientists managed to create a device to perform automatic blowjobs with the ...
Man Attempts To Rob Bus But Is Stopped By His Mom Who Was A Passenger
A man got on a public bus with a fire gun and attempt to rob all passengers in the bus. However, ...
Bishop Says He Can Makes Men’s Penises Larger By “Massaging” Them
If you really, really wish you had a bigger penis, here’s some advice: When your pastor says he can ...
Pornhub Reports Losses Of 5 Million Since The Beginning Of No Nut November
Pornhub‘s coming down at an unprecedented speed, after No Nut November began. No Nut November is an annual event in which participants decide ...
Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather’s Ashes
MARCH 9–A trio of teenage burglars who stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and prescription drugs from a Missouri residence also thought they ...
Woman Arrested After Her Boyfriend Died From Suffocation During 69
Culiacan, Sinaloa.- A woman may face charges for manslaughter after suffocating his partner to death during a very well known sexual position. According to ...
27-year Old Man Gets His 21-year Old Girlfriend Pregnant And Also His 39-year Old Mother In Law At The Same Time
A British man, tired of his relationship, decided to turn his relationship into an “open relationships”, in which both parties were able to ...
