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NASA And Elon Musk Team Up To Bring Back Tony Stark
Tony Stark is lost in space. He has no food, no water and he will eventually run out of oxygen. He needs our help, ...
Man Dies After Almost Completing 10th Day Of Destroy Dick December
He’s been one of the few participants of this challenge.United States.— A 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing ...
Man Successfully Completes Destroy Dick December In 7 Days By Blowing His Dick Off
A man from Ohio has successfully completed one of the hardest challenge in the history of challenges: Destroy Dick December. In this challenge, your goal ...
Young Man Stabs His Best Friend After He Subscribed To T-Series
A young Florida Man has been jailed yesterday after he stabbed his best friend, supposedly for “contributing to the end of the world ...
Teenager Breaks Both Legs And Hits His Testicles When Trying To Climb Stairs 15 Steps At A Time
The Internet meme went too far.A 16-year old teenager has been rushed to the hospital after trying to climb stairs 15 ...
13-year Old Kid Suspended From School After Caught Masturbating Twice In A Day
A 13-year old kid from a school in Florida was caught masturbating by a teacher. The teacher promised not to tell anyone after ...
Pornhub Down Due To Massive Amount Of Traffic
Pornhub has been briefly down after its traffic skyrocketed today at levels they didn’t believe were possible. Yesterday was the last day of ...
Grape Dies After Complicated Surgery
It couldn’t make it.Following a complicated 12-hour surgery, a grape couldn’t make it and died due to complications. The doctors claim ...
Millennials Discover That You Soak Your Bread In Chocolate, Call It “Breading” And It’s Now Trending
Have you ever soaked your bread in chocolate before eating it? You haven’t? Well, now you can. Millennials have discovered this ...
Florida Man Starts GoFundMe Campaign To Buy His Girlfriend Edges For Christmas
“I got tired of her looking like robocop with his helmet off”A Florida man went crazy and started a GoFundMe campaign ...
